Abc

Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class

He stood in front of the class trembling and began.

"A B C D E F G H I J L K M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z."

His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred

But you forgot the P

Where's the P?

He replied, "It's running down my leg."