The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me
We're the same age; We were the same size as kids
I just don't get it.”
“Well, ” said the big Gator, “What have you been eating?”
“Lawyers and politicians, same as you, ” replied the small Gator.
Well, where do you catch them?”
“Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.”
How do you catch them?”
“Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh.
out of them and eat 'em!”
“Ah!” says the big Alligator, “I think I see your problem.
“You're not getting any real nourishment.”
“See, by the time you finish shaking the sh.
out of a lawyer or a politician, there's nothing left but an as..
and a briefcase.”