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Beautiful Young Woman

Beautiful Young Woman

A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told,

“You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog said, “That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”

“No,” said the psychic, “Next term — in her biology class.”

Mark showed up for work with two very red and sore ears.

“Geez, what happened to you??” asked Frank, a co-worker.

“I was watching TV by the ironing board,” Mark replied

“The phone rang

I picked up the iron instead, thinking it was the phone.”

“So, what happened to your other ear?” asked Frank.

“The guy called back.”