British Taxi Driver

There was a Japanese man who came to London for sightseeing

On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport

During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi

Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi

Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi

For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet

And this went on for quite a number of cars

Finally, the taxi came to the airport

The fare was £300.

The Japanese exclaimed, “Wah… so expensive!”

There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!”

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