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Don't Think It Won't Happen To You

Don't Think It Won't Happen To You

This is what all of you 70+ year old's have to look forward to:

This is something that happened in an Aged Care Centre

The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central Cafeteria.

One morning, one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my friend went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK

She could hear him through the door

He said that he was running late, and would be down shortly, so she went back to the Dining area.

An hour later, he still hadn't arrived; so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs

He was coming down the stairs but was having a hell of time

He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right.

She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain, and just wanted to have his breakfast

So she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast.

When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him.

A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing

The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.