An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet
‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days, then skip a day …… And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost 5 pounds.'
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
‘Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded …
‘I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
‘No, from all the bloody skippin !!