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Oh, My God, It's Too Late For You!

Oh, My God, It's Too Late For You!

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends

Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch

They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, ‘Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'

She said ‘I love it but I have to stop eating it.'

‘Why?' he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said ‘Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'

‘Let me see' he said.

‘Okay' and she showed him.

He looked and said, ‘That's right

You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter

He said to the little girl,

‘I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!'

She asked if she could look, so he showed her!

She said, ‘Oh, my God, it's too late for you!

You've already got the NECK and Giblets!!!!