Open That Window

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir?

The man says, “Yes, I'm in room 858

You need to send someone to my room immediately.

I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out of the window.”

The desk clerk says, “I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter.”

The man replies, “Listen, you idiot

The window won't open.

and that's clearly a maintenance issue.