Shortly after British Airways 293 flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
So sit back, relax and….
OH, MY GOD!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
‘Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.
While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'
One passenger yelled, ‘For God's sake, you should see the back of mine!'