Thank The Lord!

There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down

He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he asked them if he could borrow a mule

The monks lent him one, and they explained that you had to say “Thank the Lord!” to make it go and “Amen!” to make it stop

So the man said, “Thank the lord, thank the lord and thank the lord!” and the mule took off! He was comming to the edge of a cliff and he forgot how to make it stop

Finally, at the very edge he remembered, “Amen!” Tee guy was so releved he shouted, “Thank the lord!”