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The Diagnosis

The Diagnosis

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.

Afterward the doctor comes in with the results.

“I'm afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says.

“You're dying, and you don't have much time left.”

“Oh, that's terrible!” says the man

“How long have I got?”

“Ten,” the doctor says sadly.

“Ten?!?!” the man asks

“Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?”

“Nine…”