When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!”
The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit the hotel bar.
Upon arriving at the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands.
He exclaimed, “Wow, these mugs are big!”
The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”
A little later the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was.
The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.”
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped and entered the third door.
This door led to the swimming pool and he fell in by accident.
Scared to death, he started shouting, “Don't flush, don't flush!”