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These Hilarious 10 Quips Were Overheard On The Golf Course

These Hilarious 10 Quips Were Overheard On The Golf Course


Golfer: “I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.”

Caddie: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”


Golfer: “I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddie: “Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.”


Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”

Caddie: “Yes

You miss the ball much closer now.”


Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”

Caddie: “Eventually.”


Golfer: “You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddie: “I don't think so

That would be too much of a coincidence.”


Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time

It's too much of a distraction.”

Caddie: “It's not a watch – it's a compass.”


Golfer: “How do you like my game?”

Caddie: “It's very good – but personally, I prefer golf.”


Golfer: “Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?

Caddie: “The way you play, it's a sin on any day.”


Golfer: “This is the worst course I've ever played on.”

Caddie: “This isn't the golf course

We left that an hour ago.”

And the Number #1

Best Caddie Comment:

Golfer: “That can't be my ball, it's too old.”

Caddy: “It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.”



About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole.

He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy.

Golfer: “Can you see any obvious problems?”

Caddie: “There's a piece of s**t on the end of your club.”

Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face…

Caddie: “No sir, it's at the other end”