Two old women are walking down the street smoking, when it begins to rain.
The first woman takes out a condom from her handbag, cuts off the tip and puts it over her cigarette.
The second woman asked her what it was and the first woman said, “It's a condom
You can get them at just about any pharmacy, and they are great for keeping your cigarettes dry in the rain.”
So a little while later, the second old woman walked into a pharmacy and said that she needs a condom.
The clerk asked her what size, and she replied,
“Oh, Just one big enough to fit a Camel.”