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A Man Returns Home A Day

A Man Returns Home A Day

A man returns home a day early from a business trip.

It's after midnight

While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.

The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the unclothed man's head.

The wife shouts, “Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money

He paid for the Corvette I gave you

He paid for our new cabin cruiser

He paid for your season Panther tickets

He paid for our house at the lake

He paid for our country club membership, and He even pays the monthly dues!”

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.

He looks over at the cabby and says, “What would you do?”

The cabby replies, “I'd cover his bum with that blanket before he catches cold.”