After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church's board following the close of the service.
The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger.
“You misunderstood my announcement
This is a meeting of the board members,” explained the minister.
“I know,” said the man, “but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I'd like to meet him.”
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, “When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money.”
“Well, thank you,” the pastor replied, “but why?”
“Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had.”