A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table.
His Wife Asks, “Do You Know Her?”
“Yes,” Sighs the Husband.
“She's My Ex-wife.
She Took to Drinking Right after We Divorced Seven Years Ago, and I Hear She Hasn't Been Sober Since.”
“My God!” Says the Wife.
“Who Would Think a Person Could Go on Celebrating That Long?”