Two elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami
They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over a dozen years.
One day, the younger of the two ladies turns to the other and says, "Please don't be angry with me, but after all these years, what is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just can't."
The older friend stares at her and then says, "How soon do you have to know?"